Did you watch porn?

WTF

FAQ

THE LIST

WTF

FAQ

THE LIST

Do you know which porn sites your friends frequent? Oh, you do? Are you sure? What about finding out what they REALLY visit? That's where we come in. We don't care if it's your friend, boyfriend, dad or boss - we look for all the x-rated content in their browser history and send you back a nice little report.

How do we do it? We generate a personalized link and as soon as one of your victims visits the link, we use a CSS hack to sniff their history. It's pretty harmless.

Help us If you know of any porn sites we don't detect yet, post the urls. If you have suggestions, hate messages, or you just want to send us your used panties, hit us up at ofcourse (at) didyouwatchporn.com. We don't have a postal address so please scan your panties as 32 bit JPGs at 300 dpi.

Love,

This freaks me out. How does this work?No worries. Read how we do it under privacy.

Swell, My friend caught me on zootube. Who else knows about this?No one. Even if we could publish those results on your Facebook wall, send them to all your contacts in your Gmail account and add you to a Google map with your name, address and the sites you visited, why would we? We don't want to be evil. Just to make you look like an ass to one of your friends is funny enough. He had a good laugh and now he has some new sites he can explore. If you never get to show your face in public anymore, at least pick another hapless being and get revenge. Like a real man.

Where is the list with all the sites you check for?Dude. It's right here. Don't end up like Matthias Schlitte. We are permanently adding new sites to The List as people send us their tips. Please send us yours!

My report says that I haven't visited any porn sites, but I just did. Why don't they show up?Some of the latest browsers closed the information leak making it impossible for us to sniff their history. Other than that it's probably because they're not in our checklist yet. Send us the urls and we'll add them for the next victim. Your dad eg.

Does wanking make me blind?Yes.

Can I use the same link for multiple friends?You can create either a personalized link that catches one friend directly (the link will only work once) or a group link that you can send to as many people as you want. On a detour page they will be asked to fill in their name, so you can identify the reports you get back. Create a link here, and post it like there's no tomorrow.

I gave you my e-mail address. Are you gonna spam the crap out of me now?No. We don't keep your information. We only need your email address to send you the report, that's all. But we do scan your Facebook profile pictures and if our robot concludes you're hot, we add you as a friend.

Who's the blonde chick?Shyla Stylez. She comes from the future.

What blonde chick are you talking about?Look at you :) Visit some porn, then come back.

Do you check gay porn?Yes.

Do you check animal porn?Yes.

What about shemales? Fetish? Hentai? Scat? Bukake? Gokkun?Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it. And if there's porn of it, we check for it.

So do you also check on kiddy porn?No. We don't know of any sites like that and we don't want to know.

Who's behind this site?We are the Golden Bananas. We're designers and programmers, sent to earth to spread awesome.

Why did you build it?To have an excuse for watching humongous amounts of porn.

What are the most visited porn sites?We might publish some stats in the future. Usually the youtubes-for-porn do pretty well.

How effective is it?Very. Roughly half of all people who receive a link get busted. And the other half are mostly people at work and those who kept their history clean. But Everyone. Watches. Porn.

I sent this to my boss. What now?We like you. High five!

I like Didyouwatchporn and I want to help.Spread the word.

We are a Google and want to buy didyouwatchporn.comBetter do it fast, or we sign the offer from Microsoft.

What do you think REALLY killed the dinosaurs?Dino-AIDS.

Did you really steal one of the FAQ from another site?Yeah we thought it was funny.

How do we do it? Look at you, with your pants down. Relax. Although it's technically a hack, it's really just simple use of a CSS information leak. Links that you visited in the past have a different color than unvisited links. That's how we loop through a pretty big list of the more popular porn sites (check out The List here). Everything that shows a :visited CSS state goes in a bucket and to the report. It's not perfect, but good enough to bust your ass. And that's really where it stops. Close your pants and relax.

Although it's a problem a decade old, main browsers only recently started to plug the leak. It sucks hard, so for the provisional thing they are, enjoy our services while you still can, and send/blog/post/tweet it around. Some of the latest browsers might not be able to sniff around already :'(

By the way, we don't keep your name or email. We only use it to generate personalized links. And uhmm, if you don't want to get caught a second time, just keep your history clean. That'll do.

In order to detect the x-rated content in your browser history, we check it against a pretty huge list of porn sites (read more technical details on the privacy page), and we would be stupid if we wouldn't share that list with you. We regularly add new sites to it, so please send us any links you know of (completely anonymous) that are not in there yet.

See what your friends watched Get your friends' reports by sharing a custom link with them*.

Individual link This link can only be sent to one friend. As soon as he/she visits your link, you get the report and it gets deactivated.

your name

your email

your friend's name

Group link This link can be mailed to a large group of people or posted on your Facebook, Twitter, blog, etc. (see how it works)

your name

your email

* Your information is only used to create a customized link and will not be kept.

Here's your link:

Do you know of any porn sites we don't detect yet? Paste their urls below, separated by a comma and we will consider them.
(If you live outside of the US we are VERY interested in big porn sites from abroad!)

Thank you. This earned you some serious fap fap fap karma!

Did You Watch Porn is retired

We launched this site in October 2009 and it went viral very quickly. For about a year, millions of people used it to prank their friends, and it was featured on blogs and news outlets all over the planet. This didn't go unnoticed by the main browsers, and by 2011, most of them had rolled out an update that patched the CSS leak we exploited to peep into people's history.

We weren't the first to look into your history to see what sites you had been surfing. It was a standard technique used by media companies, who did it without your knowledge to serve you more relevant ads. If done right, it was fairly simple to get a basic profile of someone.

So even though we're very sad that our porn detection engine doesn't work anymore, we're happy we contributed to the privacy standards on the web and made the internet a (slightly) safer place.

We leave the site accessible until the domain name expires, but unless you're using a browser from before 2011, you will only get to see the bunny - no matter how much you fapped.

Regards,
The Golden Bananas

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