Think your friends are honest when they tell you about the porn sites they visit? Well, guess what, they're not. And even if they are - take our word for it, it's only the tip of a very nasty iceberg.
Do you want to know what sites they REALLY visit? Great. That's what we do. We don't care if it's your friend, your boyfriend, your dad or your boss - we serve you their favorite sites on a golden platter to your inbox.
If it is your boss you might get fired, if it's your boyfriend you might want to ditch him and block his phone number (golden showers, really??), if it's your dad there's just something wrong with you. But really, we don't give a shit.
Didyouwatchporn is entirely independent from any brand or advertising agency. The only reason we built this site is for fun. If you have suggestions, hate messages, porn sites we don't know yet or you just want to send us your used panties, hit us up at ofcourse@didyouwatchporn.com. We don't have a postal address so please scan your panties as 32 bit JPGs at 300 dpi.
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Ok, I'm caught by my friend with some uhm... really gross shit. Who else knows about this?
No one. We could publish those results on your Facebook wall, send them to all your contacts in your Gmail account and add you to a Google map with your name, address and the sites you watched. But why would we? We don't want to be evil. Just to make you look like an ass to one of your friends is funny enough. He had a good laugh and now he has some new sites he can explore. If you're still frustrated by this, pick another hapless friend and get revenge. Like a real man.
This freaks me out. How does this work?
Relaaaax. We don't have real access to your browser history. But what we can do, is check it against a list of sites by taking advantage of a CSS information leak. Your browser colors visited links differently than non-visited links, so all we do is loop through the most popular porn sites and check the link color. It's not perfect but it gets us pretty far. Far enough to bust your ass.
Can I see that list?
Sure! It's here. Be careful though, or you end up like Matthias Schlitte. We are permanently adding new sites to it as people send us their tips. If you have suggestions, please mail them to us. ofcourse@didyouwatchporn.com
My report says that I haven't visited any porn sites, but I just did. Why don't they show up?
Because they're not in our checklist yet. Send us the urls and we'll add them for the next victim. ofcourse@didyouwatchporn.com
Does wanking make me blind?
Yes.
Can I use the same link for multiple friends?
No you can't. The links are personalized and will only work once. We're working on a group link solution. Stay tuned.
I gave you my e-mail address. Are you gonna spam the crap out of me now?
No. We don't keep your records. We just use the e-mails to send you the info. But we do scan your Facebook profile pictures and if our robot concludes you're hot, we add you as a friend.
Who's the blonde chick?
Shyla Stylez.
What blonde chick are you talking about?
Visit some porn, then come back.
Do you check gay porn?
Yes.
Do you check animal porn?
Yes.
Do you check shemale porn?
Yes.
What else do you check?
Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists, there is porn of it. And if there's porn of it, we check it.
So you also check on kiddy porn?
No. We don't know of any sites like that and we don't want to know.
Who's behind this site?
Two mysterious dudes that remain anonymous.
Why did you build it?
Just for fun. And to have an excuse for watching humongous amounts of porn.
What are the most visited porn sites?
We can't tell yet. Maybe we publish some stats later.
Is it effective?
Hell yeah! So far, 49% of people who received an invite got busted.
I sent this to my boss. What now?
We like you! High five!
We are a Google and want to buy didyouwatchporn.com
Better do it fast, or we sign the offer from Microsoft.
What do you think REALLY killed the dinosaurs?
Dino-AIDS.
Did you really steal one of the FAQ from another site?
Yeah we thought it was funny.
It's hard to believe when we say we don't care, but it's true. We really don't.
We don't keep your e-mail address, we don't keep a record of the sites you visited, we will not send you spam or porn catalogues based on your browsing behavior. We will not even report you if you get hard on illegal stuff (although in that case we think you're fucking gross and hope you walk under a bus).
For more information check:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_privacy.
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